Never trust a man who’s first name is a last name and last name is a first name

nah

The most staggering lie of this campaign is that Ted Cruz got laid by someone other than his wife. It will never be topped

“I moved on Iraq like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she already had a president. Look, just bomb. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a Secretary or State, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

I just want to be like oh cool, so if you vote for Stein, and Trump somehow wins, your conscience will feel great?

Julian Assange is dead... DEAD TIRED OF SOME PEOPLE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM.

Right. Though I don’t think Putin would allow Assange to be killed until he’s no longer a useful idiot for the Kremlin’s media arm he’s employed by; i.e., until after the election at the very least.

“In closing, I’m going to remind you all that no matter how I die, it was murder.”

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.

Is Ted Cruz trying to be Napoleon? That would explain a lot.

My biggest concern is the quality of Sunkist in Rio.

Riiiiight. Not to pander to anti-vax voters.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

Delete your account.

Right. And I’m a former Hillary staffer that knows she cheated.

These women are badasses.

guy didn't have a leg to stand on

Babies

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.