They need to leave one Texas to crush Ted Cruz in his Senate race. I think that’s probably Castro.

OK, Bernie.

Beyonce seems popular, no?

Twins.

The only thing worse for a grocery strategist than a long line is a line with no wait at all. I need at least a 45-second head start to get everything lined up in the right order and get the loyalty card app pulled up and ready to scan.

Ted needs a large-gauge butt plug to keep his shit inside.

It’s absolutely not racism to expect more attacks in a place like Israel, where there is an institutionalized power imbalance.

I expect more honesty from Ted Cruz. Canned soup is the love of his life.

An attack in a place already perceived as chaotic, like Yemen, is less unexpected than an attack in a place that is perceived as orderly, like Belgium. Even in within Turkey - the attacks in Istanbul are more reported than the attack in Ankara.

Jesus Christ, Kasich. Get a shirt that fits. You’re not a size large.

I’ve had this literal same issue in Menton, but the toilet I found was two foot plates with a 3" hole in the ground in the middle. How are you supposed to aim that? Aiming pee would be a challenge. I’m glad I’m back on the other side of the ocean from the mess I left.

I don’t know - he lost a game last year. That’s grounds for a beheading.

Fucking media narrative. Look at the pathetic weakness of his opponent in that race before you jump to conclusions that Ohioans love Kasich.

I don’t understand why grown adults wear jerseys with other people’s names on them. Is it like a Halloween thing?

Dick shortness?

More importantly, what is the goddamn haircut all about?

LOL, ok.