Had me at Flying Lotus, I cannot wait to see this.

I GET NIPPLE ADJACENT BLACK HAIRS TOO AND SOMETIMES LOOKS AT MY BF AFTER TWEEZING THEM ALL AND ASK HIM HOW HE COULD EVER LEARN TO LOVE A BEAST THEY ARE THE WORRRRRSST

I’m so sick of people promoting low fat diets. It’s not fucking healthy!

Damn girl, can I come over?

Everyone likes their own brand

I feel like a lot of that shit is centered on the fact that even though she is a trans woman, she still doesn’t think that people in the LGBT community should be afforded equal rights. Her political ideals are in direct opposition of her personal identity and the community she identifies with.

When animals touch their front paws together like that I just wanna squish em!

LITTLE BOWTIE BABY I LOVE YOU

i don’t even have a twitter, but i routinely visit @probirdrights. i vote bird for everything.

Oh Zac Efron you big dumb beautiful idiot.

Oh wow, then wth, Inside Out should’ve been too!

articel....hahaha, please tell me you just cross referenced 500DoK

Yeah it sucks that they have an entirely different category for animated films. Some animated films are on par with live action. I think the last animated film to be nominated in the category was Beauty and the Beast, then after that they opened up a new category.

THIS WEEK SUCKS

My mom took me and my sisters to see him when I was 16. My 22 year old sister taught me how to shotgun a beer before we went. Also fell in love with Labyrinth as a small child too. But seeing him live really carved out a huge spot in my heart for him.

it’s a gift, really.

Love means never, ever having to say....YOU USED ME FOR SEX!

I had a dude who liked to play with my asshole then sniff his fingers. He also had foul tasting spunk. To quote the fucking idiotic tattoo someone I know has: todo es possible.

YOU SHUT UP BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST PIZZA 4.99 CAN BUY THAT ALSO CAUSES YOUR BUTT TO BLEED AFTER YOU EAT A WHOLE ONE.

omfg i love this