I was a student once.

Seriously. This is one of my treat nights: I will be having a delicious cheese plate with croccantini, assorted pickled nibbles, olives, and wine for dinner. I am living my best life right now!

Poor Ellen.

When Beyonce dropped self-titled, I was LIT during an office party.

He does look like he’d taste bad :(

Right, definitely. When you’re part of a marginalized group and you actively support people that hate your group and policies that are harmful to them - no shit, of course people are going to give you shit for it. See: Uncle Tom.

Based on my experiences with privileged people who live in bubbles, I think if the Republicans passed a law that directly affected her negatively, she would be shocked and dismayed that anyone could be so mean, but in the meantime, she knows that people saying the Republicans are bigots are just partisans arguing…

Yet she wants to be patted on the back and commended for coming out, and be shielded for any criticism. I remember when Ellen was on Howard Stern and how flabbergasted she was that Caitlin had only just come around on gay marriage, and how disingenuous it felt. Like someone was basically saying to her “Okay now,…

ICE COLD 2% AND OREOS? ALL DAY LONG, BABY. All damn day and into the night.

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)

My current cats are essentially free fed (we put food in their bowls twice a day when we feed the dogs but they never actually empty their dish. They graze throughout the day - but if they can see the bottom of their damn dishes, they knock the bowls over (metal bowls + basement floor = distinctive sound) as if they…

“These aren’t uncommon reactions for people who have suffered violence at the hands of sexual or romantic partners (and attacking a sexual assault victim’s credibility is a defense tactic as common as it is ugly).”

About halfway through I started praying for the sweet release of death.

Inside Out was the best movie I saw in 2015. Or my life, TBH.

Just gutted in a way I haven’t been in ages.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

In a statement, Baron Cohen said, “This is a cause that is very important to me and

His face invites my fist to say hello.