k what if: bill and hillary as mulder and scully?

I am a literal pile of human garbage because I laughed really fucking hard when I first read it.

This is so sad. I was just in Denton for New Years, we have a few friends who are doing their post grad at UNT and it seemed like a really sleepy quiet college town. I didn’t get the sense that something like this could happen there, although I’m sure most people would say the same thing. I’m really sorry for your…

Mmm, Lukas Haas.

No way friend, sit by me and we can avoid crying babies together.

also me too sarah silverman only like all day my ovaries are cryingggg

my inner child has a crush on posh spices kid.

:(

wizard! what sorcery is THIS?

Yeah Taylor Swift is weird. She has the benefit of having been around since she was 15, so she’s taken some fans into their late 20s, but she is also at a high point in her career and is mega popular with youngn’s still. Adele is just way more timeless. I’d say it’s okay to idolize her.

Which is weird because they are the same age.

My mom was talking about nailing her dork boyfriend and I was like “Use protection” and she was like, “That’s the good thing about having a hysterectomy and going through menopause, you can’t get pregnant.” I was just like.. “Mom, no age limit on the clap, tell your nerd boyfriend to wrap it up”.

Weird how?

Wow, it’s almost like abstinence education isn’t helping. Weird.