Every slaughterhouse cow dies, but only one truly lived.

The word schadenfreude doesn’t do justice to the satisfaction that I feel seeing him crumble and burn.

I am really enjoying all the weeping this human skidmark is doing.

I got my Mirena 2 years ago, and I don’t have periods anymore! Best decision of my life, I’ll probably have an IUD the rest of my life no matter if I'm needing birth control or not.

That’s a thing?? IUD means no Diva Cup?!?

TEEEEEEEEUR A PLAAAAAAAACE WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE BLIIIIIIIND MERRRRRRRRN SEEEEEEEEEEEEER

I would murder anyone who creedbombed me.

Yeah, that’s not it at all. A QCC is basically a factotum. They help break down film and analyze opposing teams, and for Katryn Smith, she will help prepare for opposing special teams looks and personnel. QCC’s also make sure the coaches and players are ready with plays and game plans. To call her a “water boy” is…

I hope you are prepared for years of disappointment with the Bills.

She’ll be analyzing game films, which is a pretty important job. It’s not like they made up the title just for her.

The nice thing about working for Rex Ryan is that the worst possible thing she could have been asked to do in order to get the job was take her shoes off.

I have an ex that loves football. To get through the pain of football season, I started developing “crushes” on the coaches of teams he didn’t like. Rex Ryan is bae.

Good for her. I hope it leads to bigger things. All you can do is get your foot in the door and see where it goes from there.

I am a Californian and this makes the least sense. Do they leave the pants there? Pants are expensive. Plus isn’t that littering? I am so happy that I woke up and it was 50° outside.

Actually, feminist porn is men’s and women’s bodies engaging in a mutually consensual act that other people may enjoy watching. “Equality” isn’t a slogan; it’s a definition of feminism. It means that woman are free to do whatever they want, which includes participating in and watching porn. What other issues are…

“But baby! It’s for charity!”