Let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on Bird Law and see who comes out the victor.

#istandwithladycannibalshark.

Yeah except don’t put your money on the 2016 LA Chargers

Dude, Blue Lagoon was so much naked though. I think the abstract filthiness was a lot harder to pick up on than two pre-teens (who are also related) being naked on Boner Island for two hours. I say this as someone who watched it way too much as an 11 year old. I couldn't really tell what was dirty in Grease, but I…

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?

Wait, wut? False narrative how? Charlie Kelly, you stick to what you know: cleaning toilets and burning garbage!

The right continually tries to say he is overstepping his boundaries, but they are the most do-nothing bunch of losers who wouldn’t meet him halfway if he tried, so I will take his “Give No Fucks” M.O. any day.

then it makes sense that you made the effort to click on an article about her and took time to comment about it.

Better than me, I will just eat a whole one because I'm nasty and like Dominos.

i need to back away slowly from this because my ovaries are literally quivering rn.

i'll allow it so long as you incorporate "donkey sauce" in a way that does not disappoint.

missed opportunity

He literally looks like he ages another 7 years every time I see him. He will be 250 by the time this is all over.

then they have you right where they want you. just a little more until the scales tip and you side with them because your fear of being overrun by the mob is greater than your fear of joining them!

Like, his reps consist of lifting his tea and crumpets to his mouth? That is what I'm thinking.

I am tempted to just sit and click on the star button over and over to attempt to give you more than one star for that.

If you really cause her to die by your utterance I will never forgive you.

Bulimia and Anorexia are a disease, self-mutiliation and suicide are strongly correlated with depression, which again, disease. Domestic violence is in no way consensual. Seriously what are you trying to argue here? You’re talking about something completely different from a consensual sexual act where two cognizant…

She hasn't changed a bit. If its her genes, I want and if she has had work done, I also want because it is seamless.