Yeah except don’t put your money on the 2016 LA Chargers

Yes. Happened to me last week

I just went to a lyrics search engine to look up Greased Lightnin’. Good God!

I, too, was confused by Rizzo and Kenickie’s exchange in the car as a young catholic boy. However, it took me a very very long time to realize that the thing that Kenickie was carrying around since the 7th grade was in fact a condom. I thought it was a ring. Like a wedding ring that he was going to give her so they…

I watched this Christmas Eve with my husband and had closed captioning on. Total eye opener. I had the soundtrack as a kid but always mumbled through the parts of the songs with lyrics I didn’t get or couldn’t hear.

That people will cheat in dance contests (I’m still mad about that, even though I know that lady is a better dancer than Olivia NJ, but how can she just barge in there and no one care).

So many jokes and references sailed right over my little head...

It’s embarrassingly how much of this I just realized by reading the article. The what made Sandy sick thing only just clicked.

1. Eat pizza

I love “DGAF, I’ll get shit done without Congress” Obama.

So you’re saying he has an exceptional penis?

Rubio: “We’re not Sweden”.

That’s sweet. Concern trolling coming from someone who looks like an Ogre.

No, going to a doctor won’t fix everything but if the doctor can’t solve it, or your doctor is an asshole, you go to another doctor, you don’t shove a tea bag full of twigs up your vag.

Wombmen.

This is infuriating. I had a hospital abortion at 5 months of a much loved and wanted baby girl due to a large genetic deletion that had she made it to/through birth, meant serious deformity and profound mental and physical retardation. She would have lived a short and very painful life — I was told she would never…

I am seriously upset with dominos for changing their Buffalo Chicken Kickers and their Cheesy Bread. It’s just never been the same.

I like your type of depravity.

Thanks a lot! Now I gotta go to dominos.