Huh. That’s a pretty cute baby I guess. If you’re into that sort of thing. I mean I GUESS that’s a pretty adorable smile on her cutesy wootsy wittle face and.....Oh shoot! I just ovulated.

Oh hello rolling ovaries!! Gimme dat babby!

Hi Mori!!! I was worried about you.

it got me off super quick too!

I volunteer as tribute. I love Guy Fieri and I will not be kink shamed by you vanilla flavorless weirdos.

BARF BARF BARF!!!!! Thanks Madeleine

something something something, donkey sauce.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

my main boo

Don’t get smart with me

Arguing with them will only ever make them more scared anway. The only way to help most of these insecure dullards is to treat them like kittens: pet them, show them everything is gonna be okay and then teach them to poop in a box (which is supposed to be a metaphor for living considerately with others).

Well, Deena sleeps with children, so...

I’m holding out hope that it’s real, Rob comes back better than ever, and Amber Rose will be a bridesmaid.

Bethenny: lo siento no siento

He added, “It’s time that somebody plays grownup,”

Ricky, I have loved you since Menudo. You owe me this, damnit. I have earned it.

#TeamBlacChyna fo’ real. Tyga grosses me out.

GIRLZ

Who run the world?