You and me both! We moved out of downtown in the late summer last year and bought a house, and now it’s time to start our own mini-flock.

Almost?

True, I don’t have children so I forget that there are those that will give “brilliant” advice like “Of course your baby doesn’t need a vaccine, everyone else will protect them"

Scientologists and barley water.

That baby is going to grow up telling people how great crossfit is.

Well, that was fucking abusive.

COME EAT ME, BRO

What did Zac say about MLK? At work, not googling, I rely on you all to know this stuff

The Spy Who Went To IKEA With Me

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I get what you are saying about sending out electronically. Had not really thought about how that is different then just showing it to someone. To blur the lines more though it’s Ok then to show it to someone (friend) but not 5 friends who come over for popcorn and a movie? And I really don’t want to think about the…

Amen! Food can be tasty without being authentic!

People say this to me when I go to Olive Garden and how it isn’t real Italian. As if I give a fuck when I just want soup I like and breadsticks I like for lunch for cheap. And their soups are filling as hell goddamn.

“ stop pearl clutching over harm to men.”

San Diego here too and you are goddamned correct in all respects. Anyone comes at you and I will have your back. Unless I am eating a burrito.

Well, some of them are extraneous, so...

Sounds like everyone in this story is a total piece of shit.

Outing him as a rotten cheater is one thing, but posting the sex tape pretty much makes it revenge porn, no?

Yeah, I’m sorry she got cheated on and dump the mf for sure, but that is an awful thing to do. Team no one. This is basically revenge porn. Not cool.

I love Mexican food in all its iterations: modern Mexican, Mexican fusion, traditional Mexican, Tex Mex, California Mexican, and places like Moe’s. It's all delicious! I don't discriminate.