Thank you for beating me to this. (also a San Diegan). I KNOW I COULD GO TO ONE OF THE ZILLION ‘BERTOS. I AM STILL HAVING MY CHIPOTLE VEGGIE BOWL.

Well, I love mexican sushi, and I know it is in no way like authentic sushi, so I understand that non-authentic food might be good too.

You eat French fries that aren’t flown in fresh from France? Ah... see, I prefer real cuisine, not disgusting swill. I guess I'm just more cultured and smarter than you.

ain’t payin’ $2 for dat 2nd class guac

My thoughts exactly. I’m hella Mexican with 100 cousins n shit. Give me my burrito bowl!!!

she died doing what she loved

Oh, almost forgot, burrito: white rice, black beans, steak, and all accoutrements except guac.

i will! i also do a little taco tepango every now and then but i mean

Whatever, I live in southern california, I’ll get my e-coli and samonella from actual mexican food, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

I have nothing to say on the matter but damn, you are one fine lady. I’ve got a crush. Jesus. Wow.

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

She’s had a very Caitlyn Jenner-esque arc... coming out in a blaze of glory for a brief moment, only to open her mouth about her Republican ideals and reveal what a callous moron she is towards people who aren’t her.

we were pro-life and pro-traditional family values

I grew up in timber country and driving behind a logging truck is terrifying.

wow, glad she’s okay!

There I upworthy the title for you.

Forgot Birkins, merkins are the real best investment.

I wouldn’t say it’s a trend, it’s very 90's high school teacher trying to be hip for the kids.

Joanna, I’ve worked on a cruise, and the first thing I can tell you is that you’re most likely not going to get any responses. Cruises are generally filled with a primarily Eastern European staff, rather than those who would be reading Jezebel. Also, there has recently been a great tell-all book about the exploits of…