an interview with Carly Sparkles instead of Carly Fiorina would have saved everyone time and headaches :

she took a little peace of information about PP and twisted it around, doesn’t she know about doctors who specialist in some particular area, but not the other ??

I wish I hadn’t sunk all my moneys in Kim Davis pinafore tops. I’m never going to move these things!

Also, this quiz is very rude.

mugshinder. there is an app for that

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

My sadness is compounded by also missing my dad. Our love for music was something we bonded over, starting with Bowie. Up until he died 7 years ago we would see at least one concert a year, just the two of us.

I’ve never had a celebrity death hit me this hard, I’ve been crying on and off all day. I really fell in love with his art, and of course, my favorite movie of all time - The Labyrinth

Yep. I got this one last week or whenever. I can’t roll my eyes any harder so I just laugh at how weak their troll game is.

I want to take a pillowcase, fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of everything in this picture.

or like what about Hitler for that matter

I love my dad more than I love anyone else in the world but if he gets trapped under a truck, he is basically screwed. I salute this woman not just for her quick-thinking and bravery but also for her terrifying Geoff Capesian brawn. What a hero.

That is, of course, if they can find her.

For some reason I was googling last night articles about the working conditions on cruise ships. Even though many companies are headquartered in the U.S., because their ships are registered in other countries, it allows them to skirt labor law.

The most mistreated employees are the cleaning, culinary and maintenance…

10/10, would star you repeatedly.

“These are humans that had experiences that coincided with the passing of time from which rotations of the earth have allowed distance to be created”

Hugs to you, too. If you already realize you’re in the tunnel, the light can’t be too far away.

This is exactly what I’m going through now. Hoping to see the light at the end of the tunnel sooner rather than later because I’m not sure how much more I can take. Hugs.

I’m not a comic, but I’m what most people would refer to as an assertive, strong woman with a fierce sense of humor. Part of the reason I stayed with my abuser for so long was that I bought into my own mythos as a “strong woman”, and believed that anything he did that was hurtful wasn’t abuse because I wasn’t capable…

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