My Very Serious Girlfriend and I decided that if we ever get married we are going to both change our names to Mr. and Mrs. Incredible Hulk.

One of them leaned over her suitcase like there was yoga position called “Packing Goddess Camel Stretch”. One of them packed Lena Dunham’s memoir. Was the one on Ritalin the same one who can only pack in pouches? Was Hamish Bowles wearing a thumb hole sweater? And finally, vibrator maybe. Dildo?? For her Jackson Hole?

No, we should not watch it. We shouldn’t encourage him in any way.

More proof that no lie is beneath her. Everyone knows Republicans are Team Cat.

An asshole who refers to himself as “a great guy” while not having the guts to dump his gf before screwing someone else.

“Why isn’t the writer smart enough to avoid the link between this subject and a recent horrible event?!”

Not my proudest moment, but a solid joke nonetheless.

I’m very confused about why Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper are making a movie about a woman who invented a mop.

eeeeevery pahty has a poopah, zats why we invited yow, PAHTY POOPAH, ZATS YOOOW.

Did you even try to convince them that you were just an actual moray eel who needed to get away from the grind for a few days? Worth a shot probably.

You know they brought these back?? My sis and I each bought one “for my daughter" (really for us to play with)- and they each miraculously had 5 puppies!

American Girl Dolls! I got my first one when I was 10 or 11 and I’ll never forget it. Christmas morning, we opened all of our presents and although I got plenty of cool stuff, there was no Molly or Felicity that I had pleaded for. I was certain this was the year I was going to finally get one since my Mother seemed to…

This was what I was coming to post! This or the og littlest pet shops!

mo-fuckin Sky Dancers, y’all.

So beliefs are protected, but actual humans are not? Great set of “rights” you got there.

I actually saved up for her by not spending my allowance for months. I bought all the books. I bought the computer game. I went to the Brooklyn public library and met the author who signed my book. She was the first doll I had that I ever really cared about. Although her hair is straight - the texture is still thick -…

YES! I remember the Christmas they were popular my two girl cousins and I all got one from our grandmother. Mine only had three as well *shakes fist*

My Hitachi wand counts, right?

My coffee was extra good this morning because I watched the video and imagined those tears all up in my cup.