I got into a huge argument with my family (don’t you love the holidays?) about this the other day. IT’S FUCKING UN-AMERICAN TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS, ON TOP OF IT BEING ILLEGAL.

I bet you she is more salty that two swanson dinners and a bowl of ramen.

I can’t believe I fucking forgot about the Major Lazer album. BRB streaming rn.

I don’t know; he does have an explosive package.

L.A., but I prefer San Diego. Wish I could live in Encinitas/Leucadia. Stupid job.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

I wish a bitch would.

Sharp Lizard Talons of Death... I think I have the name for my nu-metal band.

The solution to all problems: More guns, more easily acquired.

I’m glad I’m not the only one utterly confused by this article.

Yeah, I guess the issue is apparently these people are all super indecisive about whether or not to have children since your fertility returns pretty quickly once you get an IUD taken out.

I think the focus of this article should have been less “mourning the loss of the accidental pregnancy because of IUDs” and more “this is something that financially comfortable people of childbearing age are deliberately doing because they can’t pull the trigger on having kids.” It’s not really about the IUDs, it’s…

“It’s fine if you don’t want to have a baby, but are you suuuuuure you don’t want to have a baby? Maybe you should get pregnant and see!” is sort of what I was getting from this article.

i love when people who obviously don’t give a shit about guns (hi Carly! hi Donald!) have to pretend to be red-blooded gun-fuckers.

I had a guy I was dating not want to use any form of protection (which was never going to happen) because he just assumed I would have an abortion in the case of accidental pregnancy. I told him I would not, which is why I always use at least one form of contraception. He was completely shocked that someone would not…

These discussions are always so focused on ourselves. Pregnancy by definition involves multiple people (a partner in reproduction who also consents to becoming a parent, a future child). Creating a whole new human being shouldn’t be a matter of “whoops”, and there’s no reason to be nostalgic about a time when it more…

Magary works for pizza crust and kale chips. He’s never leaving.

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…