I think he is but honestly, his whole everything is so distracting I just feel despair when I look at him.

Yeah his current face and twitter feed suggest multiple endless bags of crack.

this is what nightmares are made of, truly.

Right? Like, I don't need your prayers because I'm over here working my job and supporting myself sufficiently feeling pretty great that I didn't have a baby with an abusive criminal. Pray for your ilk who feel the need to shame/murder someone for making a decision about their own body.

I can’t tell if raver is being used ironically in this context. Please say that it is.

ok, I will concede the point that there aren’t enough movies and media being made from the perspective of people of color. this much we know is true.

cause all the goodlookingness?

lol. ok.

Just giving you the reaction you came down here for. I think you're looking for Gawkers mainpage. The commentariat there seem more up your alley.

And I guess since you have a penis you must think readers of Jezebel are interested in your opinion?

Do you have any business women's specials? Some places have like a lunch special...for business women.

Yeah unfortunately Phish still does tour. But their main demographic are upper middle class neo-hippie white dudes who just collect rent checks from their parents and eat LSD/smoke dabs all day which...actually from what I hear ISIS super loves LSD. So who knows. Either way, we are not safe from ISIS or Phish.

Christmas has come early. Thank you so much for the joy.

I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WAAAAAAAAAAAANT

:( Thank you Jane Marie for ungreying me and letting me spew my beauty thoughts in a safe place. I'm gonna miss the hell out of you and this blog. Gawker powers that did this are STUPID STUPIDFACES.

Meh, it's probably good, but probably not as good as it's being hyped up to be. Plus I heard the recipe is up on the interwebs for free.

I like a variation on 8 which is "Before you get funky put a rain coat on your monkey"

literal same

Funny for 2 reasons.

except wasn't he recorded on tape talking about how sex with a young child, like 8 or 9 was "so so good"? sooo he's a disgusting animal...