Mourn them? Are they going away? Whaaaat?

Ok but the last one is like:

Ok, even if using soap is okay, you pretty much will have to re-season it right after washing it with soap right? I only use soap if I intend to go through the process of re-seasoning.

He has literally commented on almost every article I've looked at this morning and it's all the same bootstrap conservative bullshit in varied forms.

What do you get out of trolling every imaginable article on Gawker Media? I see you spewing some pretty shit rhetoric all over the place and I wonder if you are just an asshole with a superiority complex or some sad lonely loser trying to get a rise out of people. Either way, it's really pathetic.

KILLING IT

I have to work out or I become a total sloth and stop doing everything except for eating, sleeping and going to work and pretending to work.

Yeah I've been to several trainings and a conference where a big part of the discussion is mindfulness and how that contributes to your well being. Just being observant about yourself and current surroundings, curious and present in your current task alleviates a lot of worry. I can see how baking and gardening and…

i mean, is the potato salad good?

it would solve all my problems, I am convinced.

yeah but like I am a monster who paws at her face all day, so I need a semi-permanent paw proof solution.

This is a terrible and tacky idea and I would like them to take my money now pls.

Word, I bring/keep a packed gym bag in my car. It used to be a foolproof way to make it to the gym, but lately I've been looking at the bag sitting on my driver seat and being like, 'Meh'. I'm thinking about gifting myself some personal training sessions in order to make sure I'll go because all the usual trouble…

Yeah I am never going to be one of those people who are cheerful about having to go to the gym 5 days a week. Its like 2-3 days where I am just ok with it and 2 days where I do so completely begrudgingly. Today is going to be one of those days where I get on the elliptical fueled purely by my hatred of working out.

Things that tend to make the biggest impact are activities that force me to be mindful and present. Practicing mindfulness is really helpful with stress reduction and overall happiness.

I do this too, only instead of “prettiest dog in all the land” I call my pup the “pittiest pincess in da world” and do a silly voice at/for her.

Think you mean Tenenbaums.

Pretty sure he has cheated the heart donor wait-list like 4 times and also has had about 16 quadruple bypasses. The man unfairly defies nature.

I hate this and if I ever see anyone wearing it I will hiss at them.