I’ve worked in and parallel to child care for almost 7 years now, currently I’m a case manager for low income families recertifying their eligibility for child care subsidy. High quality infant care can cost up to 1500 a month where I live. I have clients who don’t even make that in gross wages for full time work.

“YOUR NOT MY DAD”

I’m a case manager for low income families and I just went to a particularly wonderful training on poverty and the things I learned in there pissed me the fuck off so badly. Minimum wage would be around 31 dollars now if it had been adjusted in line with inflation.

please tell me that baby is playing on a traktor controller.

I think it depends on the level at which you’re employed. I have a friend who works for corporate in some safety/HR role and all he has to do is flash his badge at an entrance and he and up to 4 people get a pass printed and walk into the park and he can do this as often as he wants.

Oh I thought you meant the other "pussy" and I was like, WTF even is a pussy sore.

Only because I get myself pregnant with cookies.

BUT WHAT ABOUT SAMOAS??!?!?!

“hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. i don’t like the political inclinations of the people of this website i visit voluntarily, if only to insult them.”

errr actually wait, slave probably shouldn't be in there. its been a long week.

Yeah, and considering the presidents wife is known as first lady...lady...gentleman...it seems like it'd be wise. That or like first love slave. I like that one too.

Kids with missing teeth are my ultimate weakness. Once their oversized teeth start coming in it's a sleigh ride into awkward pubescence. But those little gap tooth smiles...I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE EM.

The obvious solution to dwindling attendance is to alienate and exclude as many people as possible, right?

Until I was like 9 or 10 I called sex "naked muah muah" because as far as I could tell two people were naked and kissing and that was about it.

It was a wasted opportunity, really.

FUCKING SAME.

ugh ronda rousey, just shut up. my advice to all people is to use as much lube as you want, get it all slippery who cares if its natch or not. i recommend coconut oil cause it smells nice and you can give the best handies with it.

Gah, “The Rules”. I had a friend hand me that and be like, “You need to read this and live by it.” I got to the part about when you start having sex to not be disappointed or voice disappointment if he can’t make you come and that you should be entirely focused on his pleasure. I was like, "Yeah, no." Not friends with…

Yeah that adds a level of insincerity about trying to advise on reciprocal relationships. It makes it seem like the goal is still sex, but now you care about her feelings too so it's all good.