Just so you know Anna, you have a responsibility to be a proper and polite lady to everyone on this site, especially people who comment to correct spelling missteps, that is what journalism is all about.

“Yer a Libra aren't ye darlin'?"

My quick expert google search indicated that people born after 2009 could be born under the 13th zodiac sign, but everyone else has changed.

I read somewhere that astrology signs changed for everyone a while back. I used to be a Cancer, but based on how (insert science about how the earth is rotating and how that aligns the stars/constellations above us) I'm now a Gemini. So if you thought astrology was bullshit before now it is like triple whammy…

I hate this dress. It looks like the inflatable furniture I kept in my room when I was 13.

I literally want to do this more than I have ever wanted to do anything in my entire life, but I can't do it because I literally have like 120 dollars until next payday and my inner child is crying because my adult self is like, "Seriously you can't spend the last 25% of your income on a unicorn head mask." I am…

I WANT THIS PLEASE SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME OH MY GOD I DON'T GET PAID UNTIL NEXT WEEK I NEED THIS

I don't know what I was expecting from reading that but I feel ill now. I hope karma exists.

SERIOUSLY HATE HIS FACE OH MY GOD THIS MAKES ME WANT TO THROW SOMETHING I LITERALLY ALMOST KNOCKED OUR TV OVER THIS MORNING WHEN THE NEWS DID A SEGMENT ON HIM FHOSEIHRFAOWIHFAO[WIEHFASP[09R8HG PST98HSPERHIS;E

Oh no way in hell is she too good for Hocus Pocus. I’m just saying if they try to pitch it to her knowing it’s getting distributed straight to Disney Channel girlfriend will be out.

You mean hot as hell witch?

I think in her mind she is movie star material. I loved her in Sex and the City and I think she was born to play Carrie Bradshaw, but she can’t carry a film. I get the vibe that she is just past the age and point in her career where she would do a Disney TV movie.

Bette Midler is obviously a queen, but SJP and Kathy Najimy carried that movie comedy-wise.

There is no way SJP is doing a Disney TV movie.

He is probably going to go to some summer camp style prison for total wimps. He'll be an intern at Deloitte or Meryll-Lynch in 18 months.

"All this boring into my skull is so boring."

:(

He seriously looks like an SS commander.

L.O.L WOWWWWWWWWWWWW