Eating more cheese is always a good idea, unless you have an intolerance to dairy.

“I’d like to wish you a lack of conflicts, even though they say that in one kitchen, two housewives find it hard to live together.”

-Machoman Randy Savage as Ben Fields.

You make gin dirty martinis?! AHHHHHHHHHH I SCREAM!

Also one way of doing it.

I agree with you in that they were showing Roof basic humanity rather than kindness based on race. I think what you might be overlooking is that that humanity is not usually extended to people of color.

I don’t think I’m missing anything. I’m certainly didn’t say this child hadn’t misbehaved in some way. I think calling her parents would have been a really appropriate response. I think expulsion in and of itself is a stupid punishment, but yeah sometimes it can be necessary. I'm responding to the dude who thinks that…

Yeah I hope they just teach children to never question authority in any way. That is what this country was founded on.

Wooooooooooow TL;DR you have a lot of rage.

The man can bench 600 pounds. I think loosening a child’s grip on something without throwing her around like a ragdoll is within the realm of possibilities. I’ve dealt with some insubordinate ass teenagers before. A little patience is really all that’s required. Please don't ever log off because I've literally never…

lol. this is such good kinja.

“Touched” and “Slammed to the ground and then thrown several feet” are two very different concepts. If you’re a white man invading my home you’d probably get the benefit of cops willing to just cuff you and walk you out. You seem equally confused about what constitutes a trespasser; a student on school grounds doesn’t…

Yeah we should just start body slamming children who don't listen. That will teach them.

I wish you would

literally lol'd

This could be the most upsetting thing I see today. But it is only 12:20. So I'm hoping something worse happens so I don't have to keep thinking about this.

I can't stand the whole Kardashian empire, but I completely agree. Materialism aside, she seems like she has a good heart.

I will talk about pooping so in depth you will feel like you were there, but no one will ever be allowed to witness it firsthand.

PRECISELY what I came to say. I’ve heard stories of them suing elementary schools over hanging Disney decorations.