Honestly, all the Tanqueray I drank sophomore year probably has more to do with the shortage than this does.

FALSE, you can't make a dirty martini with gin unless you like to vomit.

Hahaha “morons who can’t science”.

I like how this is supposed to be something that settles the matter in peoples minds, as if someone who would just start beating on a child rather than a racist who is beating on a child is somehow a person of greater moral fortitude and therefore exempt from judgment.

I think it’s meant to depict the sensation you get when a huge clot drops out of you which, for some reason that I can’t identify, feels very accurate. At least for the egg. I have no clue about any grapefruit business.

Accurate.

I heard Howard Stern playing clips of it between the Wack Pack doing karaoke and I legitimately thought it was a joke.

I hope you eat raw hotdogs in front of them while they rant.

Everything this man said makes sense to me and I want to have his babies and become his elephant loving wild fish catching wife.

Yeah I know they were just like, “Cut consumption down” and that the risk of colorectal cancer is already way low so the increased risk isn’t a huge deal so long as you aren’t blending bacon and processed meat into a liquid and injecting it straight into your colon. What I worry about are the combative vegetarians and…

Vitamins? Tic-tacs?

Maybe because feminist utopia=dad isn't required to raise your child well? That would be the only line of reasoning I could identify.

I can't believe this is real. This can't be real. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I mostly eat chicken and shrimp, but like, the WHO can come and get the bacon and beef out of my cancer-riddled ass when I’m dead.

lol

That is what I can’t stand about him. When he opens his mouth, nothing of substance comes out, he literally sounds like one of the stupidest people on the planet...and those who like him think that he is dropping pearls of wisdom. It's just like...that is what wisdom looks like to incredibly stupid people. I am…

Maybe with a doctors rec. she could've boarded? But yeah I also thought women on the verge of spawning were usually not allowed to fly either.

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That is the only way I've ever eaten that cereal. I work around the 'mallows eating all the cereal, drink all the milk and then fill my mouth with sweet squishy marshmallows. This is the only way to do it.

and learn to whack it during the act. a mid act whack attack is a surefire way to beat the odds during a casual hook up.