Fucking rad

#istandwithronald

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FACTS.

What the fuck this is honestly super upsetting. Whoever came up with this one needs to walk into a burning building.

She’s a character from Paw Patrol.

Might've been a case of rum raisin' their BAC.

tbh I would kill for ice cream so I don't really see the problem here.

Maybe just don't have a baby in Alabama for reasons obvious. That is some fucked up shit.

I am squeeing so hard that I am about to punch something. Someone give me that god damn baby cat before I break my own fist.

I would never judge a pregnant lady from having a couple ounces of wine or beer while gestating spawn. Stress is way worse for the baby than just about anything else, so if 1-2 oz. of wine is going to help you relax I say go for it.

I'd say NYX and ELF. If you aren't using it often get stuff that's on the affordable side so you don't have to cry as much when it gets crusty and you have to toss it.

Yeah is she basically admitting to buying the foundation and then returning it once she's used it? Because sales people hate that shit and people who abuse return policies are the fucking worst.

Yeah and on that same note, she tries to be self-deprecating in admitting she has no experience with make-up but instead of it sounding like she was owning her cluelessness and teasing herself for it, she makes it sound like its a result of her being more evolved as a feminist or some shit. This article tanked so…

Megan Koester is a writer and comedian (obviously)

Oh also want to add: this isn't a nickname of mine or even a nickname story in general, but when my sister was doing her student teaching 12 years ago she was taking attendance on the first day and she got to a name that stumped her entirely, it was spelled: "Shithead" No fucking joke. She didn't say it out loud, and…

I was on a soccer team when I was five called the Little Stinkers (our colors were black and white). Ever since then my family has called me Stinky. It continued into early adulthood and sort of petered off after, but I LOATHED it growing up.

I have a michelada and a shot of vodka already queued up in my fridge. Football and Drunk History are happening tonight it's like Christmas I am so :):):):):):):):):):):)

yay. it's back. yay yay yay. i love this show. yay.