I mean, I knew it wouldn’t take long and I knew it would be a shit stain like Mike Huckabee.

“I will president so good your tits will fly off!”

I literally spit my breakfast out this morning when I heard him say "I will be so good at the military your head will spin." What a pointed and specific example of how you intend to manage foreign policy if hell freezes over and you get elected Mr Trump.

It makes it so scary because you never know. Is the person just expressing anger, or are they angry enough and have access to things to make good on the things they've said? I'm in that same vein where you can't take every threat seriously, but in this case it was the right call. The news is so shitty today :(

Then the wild assumptions this person is leaping to are pretty out of pocket, including a topless pickpocketing crime duo that this person "guarantees" the cops know about. It just sounds so weird to make claims like that and not be trolling. And the line about cops being under orders to go after the topless perfomers…

I am realizing that I should've just left the person I responded to alone. We're either dealing with a troll or a dolt.

“The one in the picture”

Except that she was naked and literally had nowhere to keep said wallet.

She is an elected official and they can’t simply be fired in the sense that they have a boss who will give them walking papers. Just like a mayor or president, they need to go through the impeachment process and need to be voted out by her states government in order to be removed from her position.

I favored that one as well.

I’m just gonna stick to one of those one way walkie talkie contraptions. Or have one of those 21 character passkeys to get onto my network which is name 98f7h8ffhwd

I mean, yeah, but no. What if they are a pedophile who likes to watch you change the babies diaper and they are at the right angle? And plus, that is just insanely invasive. If a small child had a webcam in their room and it got hacked, but the hacker couldn’t locate the child, that wouldn’t be okay. It doesn’t matter…

Wow. Can't wait until they release him onto the streets of San Diego. LOVE MY CITY.

I feel like people are trolling with that question at this point.

I hope they don't go to those lengths because those people are assholes and the KKK has literally killed people. But I see what you mean, they will become so fringe that all the moderate right leaning folks will be like, "Fuck that I'll vote dem"

So 1st: Yay.

WHYYYYYYY MAKE THE TEXT GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS. CHANGE BAD. BAAAAADDDDD.

“I've seen too many Zooey Deschanel/Natalie Portman movies, I'm QUIRKY!"

You are so completely right and the reason they shouldn’t be attempting these reboots is that they are going to be watered down and in no way as edgy as their original counterparts. Rocko’s Modern Life had some really subversive and also some blatantly inappropriate content, as did the Rugrats. Only when I was like…