That is a valid point. There is someone out there for everyone. Love is everywhere!

This made me laugh so hard. And you still put a ring on it. What a gem you are.

Umm. Ever. I don’t care what anyone says, once you start ripping ass in front of one another any allure you might’ve possessed to the other party is gone. Sleep farts don’t count, but intentionally cutting a fresh one in front of the other is something I refuse to do in the same room as my dude. And he has been very…

Children are monsters.

I used to work with small children and they loved guessing my age. One day, a kid guessed 42.

You are not incorrect in saying that. It’s like all of the worst commenters of Gawker have figured out the drop-down menu and found their way to Jezebel.

This is so fucking tragic and pointless. This is where gun culture has gotten us. Youth don't look at guns and experience any amount of fear or reservation. They think guns make you a bad-ass and don't care to learn any of the protocol for owning or discharging a weapon.

I actually think that Scott Stapp would be next, if she is trying to marry increasingly worse musicians.

This .gif is magic. Pls tell me what it is from. She looks like she sucked on the sourest of lemons. She is moving both eyebrows. She has a gift.

Cindy Crawford has done a really good job of keeping her kids out of the spotlight, but I remember seeing a picture of them years ago and they were really cute.

Ok, for real, Victoria and David Beckham legit have the most beautiful kids I've ever seen.

Yeah same, as young as 12 I remember my mom giving me a little bit of wine on Christmas and Easter. When I got older (like 16-17) I could have a gin and tonic when it was really hot out and my mom was pouring. It definitely de-mystified it and I never felt like I had to be sneaky or go crazy with it when I had access…

I know a dog named Taffy and she sucks!

I had a teacher who, when you saw Olivia Whatsherface's tit for .2 seconds, was on stand-by underneath the television with a piece of paper to cover it.

I am horrified by myself that I did this, but this is by far the most awkward thing that I have ever experienced at a funeral.

Oh that is so rich.

Oh my god those fucking eyelashes. When I'm having a really bad day I look up that hashtag on instagram and feel better that I'm not horribly misguided only just a little misguided.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

YOU ARE SO GOOD LOOKING

i am in ur world now, following ur grams. pls follow me @damnjeanna if you like; private only because i have a psycho ex but all you bute-ful jezzies can add me too