“I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.”

His clothes look like the shapewear section at Target became self aware, GOT DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, and placed itself on a swath of models.

I literally once bought shape wear from target that looks exactly like the stuff in the 3rd pic, except mine wasn’t see through like that.

Yep, they look exactly like Spanx. More skintone-inclusive Spanx.

if so, he just threw her wallet back at her.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

Is the premise of Lena Dunham’s argument that she deserves to be paid attention to?

It would’ve been fine if he said it that way, but he said “multi-racial models only” which in our community is code for “lightskinned only”, thus the outrage. I feel like he might have done it on purpose though just to drum up controversy.

Capezio chic

Huh, guess I’m the only one who read the title as 110 pancakes in his stomach.

can’t be any worse than how you feel after dinner at buffalo wild wings (see my previous comment upthread)

He needs his mouth and fingers removed until he learns to use them like an adult

If u want jez to write about something send in a tip. Threadjacking almost never works.

Counterpoint: Lucky bastard probably doesn’t even know who she is.

Having 20 kids would be uninhabitable for me too. I'm glad they saved those poor women from such cruel conditions.

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

I feel bad for Lindsay. If she had any self-worth to speak of she wouldn’t be goading him into apologizing because 1) begging for an apology is sad af and 2) dude is a straight-up abuser. This girl doesn’t need an apology, she needs to forget he exists.

No. Just no.

More like CAMEalot amirite?? (sorry)