Stop trying to make Tevas happen. They’re not going to happen.

Michelle 4 prez 4 rill. I just want her to sweep me up in her toned arms and hold me like a baby.

I think that she just had the misfortune of starring in a film with him that is coming out at the same time that his marriage is disentigrating. But your version is much juicier!

I don’t think what I said qualifies as body shaming, just that he’s a dick and it’s starting to show on his face.

Because enough people keep electing him.

With a six figure salary, you’d think he could do something about the dick growing on his face where his nose should be.

I at once hope that’s not true but also see how it could be.

He seems really fucked up. He probably just doesn’t have the ability to be a person and respond to court orders. I imagine this is not the only problem he is running away from.

This is so fucking sad all around. I understand her family’s pain at losing her so young but Bobbi Kristina was likely an addict long before this guy came along especially with her parents being who they are. Not standing up for this guy at all but it seems so pointless to try and assign blame for a tragic death…

Not in this situation specifically but I can imagine at least a thousand other scenarios in which I’d be all ‘Fuck yeah’. That’s half a down payment on a house.

Yeah I am firmly on the side of loving her until I see some real evidence why I shouldn't.

He did this movie called The Cooler with Maria Bello and he is so perfect in it I highly recommend if you're a fan.

Please tell me that is a joke. Even if it's a lie, just tell me you made that up.

Go to museums/the zoo, go to concerts, eat at really good restaurants, go to the dog park/beach, play board games, go on hikes, color in coloring books, watch sports...stuff like that!

I mean...if we can both fit...

Oh my god I wanna crawl in those pants and live in ‘em.

Yeah it's really hard when they are resisting and saying no. Makes it a challenge for sure.

Kanye can do a lot of things well. Designing outfits for women is not one of them. There is no way a guy with an ego as big as his could ever compute that.

His clothes look like the shapewear section at Target became self aware and placed itself on a swath of models. Also, those poor models for having to withstand that heat.

I mean...I don’t work for Jezebel and I didn't write this article so this isn’t my thread to jack. Soooo yeah. Bye!