“They’re cute, they’re complicated, and they’re about to become family”

I saw Katie ledecky levitate a goose behind goody parsons barn! I saw it!

Hugh Jasshole

Just trying to picture Mr.Needlessly-Defiant's face if I proposed putting our eldest in fencing lessons (background: he thinks I purposely choose weird, esoteric activities for our kids).

I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul
‘Cause I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole

I had never heard of Akwkafina so this is where my mind went as well. I initially assumed that she was a celebrity basis for Aquafina but according to a quick google search she doesn’t seem anything like Aquafina, so now I’m just confused.

This is the only Aquafina I have ever heard of so that is what I keep picturing because I have no idea who Awkwafina is. TBH it makes the movie sound better in my mind.

How amazed was I that this Awkwafina is a real person.

get dat fetus, kill dat fetus

I’d ask you to explain it to us, but I doubt our lady brains could handle it.

I understand completely. I go through the same cycles of almost paralyzing fear at the thought of loosing my beloved and what would, or could, I do without him. I know it’s directly linked to loosing my mom, 4 years ago, to a pulmonary embolism. It was sudden and shocking. She die in my father’s arms. The thought of…

I once read Queen Elizabeth, of all people, quoted on the death of a close friend: “Grief is the price we pay for love.” Whenever grief overwhelms me I think of this. Love is worth the price.

It is the tension between yearning for the love and experience of being close to another human, whilst feeling the impending cost losing that person and all that they mean for us.

And “balls” to mean toughness. Balls shrivel up if you look at them funny.

Old Man Yells at Chair

Beautiful post and I totally understand. I’m sorry for the loss of your dad.

Man, your post hit close to home. I’m sorry for your loss :(

You’re the kind of poly person who makes all the other poly people look bad. Like the atheist who can’t help but sneer condescendingly at people of faith.

sweet lord, I love this show

If this isn’t the law writ as an Escher drawing I don’t know what is.