So, a “pick me!” narcissist is baffled that no one finds her as interesting as she finds herself.

It really depends what you’re comparing.

I mean, rich people are delusional, and frequently mistake their wealth for fame/importance.

According to The Wikipedia Machine, Jesse Anderson killed his wife and then claimed that “two black men” had attacked them, an argument that fell apart quickly once they were able to establish that Anderson had purchased the murder weapon just a few weeks before.

It’s pretty simple, really.

Putting aside the shitty politics of everyone involved, this really does sum up Ivanka Trump.

Yeah, I’m not sure how they’re getting those rent figures.

“he’s also been accused of sexual misconduct and even bragging about behaviors that technically constitute assault throughout his college years.”

I was thinking the same thing.

“All of a sudden you get invited to, ‘Well hey, we’re going to have kind of a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come,’” he said. “I’m like, ‘What did you just ask me to come to?’ And then you realize they are asking you to come to an orgy.”

Right. His “bucket list item” is actually just not doing a thing (getting a haircut) and he did it at the same time everyone else did.

Oh yeah.  This comment reeks of “has spent so much time with PR professionals, he no longer knows what reality is, and he’s too obtuse to realize it.”

“I like to continue to bring in bucket lister-type situations into my life and I was like, hey, when I die I’m going to say, ‘You remember that season that I had that long hair?’

I think he’s angling for Secretary of Education, based on his desire to help, ahem, young women pay their “tuition.”

He’s got the head of a bloated frat boy who’s spent the past four years consuming Natty Light nonstop....but the body of a frat boy who discovered coke and REALLY likes it.

That tweet aged so poorly, even Matt Gaetz wouldn’t try to fuck it.

“Palm Beach has many lovely estates for sale, and we are confident President Trump will find one which meets his needs.”

I can agree with your analysis re: Don, but that would only make Eric “#2" in name only...because I’m not even sure his dad knows he exists.

“It’s time to get rid of the leftovers,” the official said.

Damn, I should have read all the way down before posting same.