“Such an unusual name, ‘Latrine.’ How did your company come by it”

I love how someone in Kensington tried to brief the media to get some easy PR for Workshy and still somehow managed to fuck it up.

Do you think he means season as in TV schedule?  I like the idea that when he dies he’ll think back on his life through the lens of seasons of his TV shows.

I have this theory that Trump’s fave kids are Ivanka then Eric Being a very distant second fave, with Don and Tiff being his least fave, it seems like Don Jr made his way back into daddy’s good graces by being a complete schill for him, before that all he did was get into hot water and make an ass of himself. 

esther this is clearly this is cicely strong impersonating a poorly-medicated victoria jackson

You’d think that the British and English working together could have at least held on to the airports.

“It’s not like the Brits helped us with Normandy”

Trent was about nine inches away from nailing it

“...masculinity-induced insecurity”

“A Hero is any man who does his job.”  - John Mulaney

I think the reason that Beckham and crew did not want to build next to Marlins park (or even ground-share) is the way that Samson and company structured the Marlins Park deal. In that deal, it does allow the Marlins to build a new stadium next to it, but the Marlins would have complete architectural control, plus the…

I mean yeah, the Miami team’s stadium was always going to be in Florida. 

“Mr. Jeter, we’ve decided to turn over our Twitter account to our summer college interns.”

I don’t want to vote for Biden, I still hold an Anita Hill grudge. But I think 1981 is almost 40 years ago and people change. In fact, in 1981 I was just entering the workforce (granted part time) and it job advertisements (in the newspaper, only imagine!) specified jobs for men or women applicants. In NYC at the time…

Biden said, contemporaneous to this, he “[did] not care whether in a modern marriage you want the man or the woman to take that [single earner] responsibility.”

OH! That’s it. You did a curse word. No cup for you.

Today I learned that a star = 1 inch, and that’s a conversion I didn’t realize I’d ever know, but wonder how I ever did without.

Don’t give 'em an inch...

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

What in the original Top Gun was so realistic that makes you think this one will be?