Look, I know community theater is a long way from the heady days of SNL, but I, for one, am just happy that Victoria Jackson found work.

I believe the correct term is “Dacha.”

“....would have needed over two million more viewers to be as successful as the first season of ALF an illegal alien.”

Or, more likely, he watched every time, but he himself, ahem...finished when they were only 10% complete.

So much to unpack in that one little quote.

You clearly don’t understand how gouda this guy is.

Great Big Sea has provided the definitive tale of mermaid sex

“Many people don’t know this, but the British actually aligned themselves with England during the Revolution.  Most people don’t know about that whole deal.”

As someone who used to work on these ships (not Viking, but a competitor) I can confirm.

I mean, it’s an easy mistake to make.  It’s not as though he’s been in the news AT ALL lately.  How would anyone possibly know such an obscure figure?

I once worked at a company that laid off 1/3 of their workforce in one day, and at the very end of the day, the CEO called the head of HR into his office. She thought it was to commiserate after a shitty day of letting 50 people go/discuss next steps, but he let her go.

To be fair, he did admit that the people saying that...don’t know him.

Even then they’d say “definitely not a quid pro quo,” because he didn’t utter the words quid, pro, or quo.

The way the article title appears in the Chrome tab made me think there was a Full House intelligence committee.

He continued “My new racist tweets are much better. #MAGA”

Ivanka and Don Jr. clearly loathe one another, which is perfectly reasonable considering they are locked in an epic and ultimately futile battle for their narcissist daddy’s approval. both shitty people with no redeeming qualities.

Now that he’s Remembered a Guy, I look forward to a series on...

Yep.  And Mike Pence’s daughter got engaged in Provincetown, of all places, so I feel like we’re getting really close to a Pence coming out of the closet.

I’m sure this will be just as successful as Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” was for Patti.

My first thought when reading the headline was that he basically is a Trump son. Nepotism is allowing him to do something he’s woefully unprepared for, and he’s doing it all in an effort to get something he’ll never get-the love of a father who definitely prefers the daughter.