I’M SO EXCITED I ALMOST SPILLED MY CRUNCHY GRANOLA ONTO MY WOOL SOCKS AND SANDALS WHERE MY LAB QUICKLY SCARFED IT DOWN.

A frame stitched together by hopes and dreams, but U-bolts is where he draws the line....

“since I’m not in the business of re-using old U-bolts”

This is always my favorite time of year. The air is turning warm, the grass is turning green, I can put the top down on the convertible in the afternoons, and I get to read about David mad-dashing for the finish line on his way to Moab with some POS Jeep. Godspeed, David Tracy, never change.

Did these bad boys come with a manual?

It’s in the story:

Jeez, it’s too bad you don’t have another Jeep that you could press into service in a pinch. You should think about buying a spare. 

Jalopnik articles seem to precipitate these kind of comments.

I had a sinking feeling I’d see this comment when I came here.

When a BMW i8 at a showroom in the Dutch province of Brabant began smoking yesterday morning, firefighters there had just the solution.

He took a bath at the trade-in

I see what you did there... but it’s a wash for me

I can see the manager saying to the lot kid, “See that car over there that’s on fire? I need you to get in it and drive it outside to that giant tub of water”.

Me thinks someone tried to use the turn signal switch.

Can you blame him though? The dealer really soaked him.

If the i8 started dissolving in the water, would it become the solution?

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

BMW owner underwater on his car loan 

We rented one if these and I thought it was interesting that it would only go into 9th gear if you were doing over 90 mph downhill.  Too many gears.

Looks okay to me.