That roof though!

I have a horrible feeling that you scraped that off onto a mirror, cut it up into lines and snorted it.

he named a Mazda, so...... 

So two things I’m confused about:

You couldn’t change a tire?

My experience wasn’t exactly at the dealership, rather in my garage which is 350 miles away from the dealership.

My current car.

I had a particularly happy/fortunate experience at a dealership, although it had practically nothing to do with the dealer.

Well...

Man, it’s incredible to me how often the parts gods bless you with a miracle, or you go to a massive junkyard and find the exact thing you need. Must me a Michigan thing. Godspeed, you maniac.  I love my DTracy posts, especially this time of year. We’re all rooting for you, you idiot. 

I really want to see the build plans for that bag’o’rust 

Over 96 months, the payments are only $15.35...

Eat your heart out 11foot8 bridge.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

The 12 people are over the age of 80 and can’t figure out how to submit an issue

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Yes. Not to follow their recommendations, but to get a detailed and methodical evaluation of a car. Enthusiasts hate anything that doesn’t have 400hp and normal people are scared of anything less than 100% reliability. All car magazines want to talk about is how sick the burnouts are or that 0-60 in anything over 3…

Neutral: Do You Consult Consumer Reports When Buying a Car?

I was thinking the Honda Element sounds perfect as well! It has a tailgate and a hatch, AWD and lots of space. Durable with Honda reliability. I’d say this or the Nissan Frontier are both great options.

He said he wanted to carry bikes, skis and sometimes sleep in it. I don’t see anywhere he said he needed to carry plywood/sheet rock, “bull sheet” or otherwise.

Odds.