Bless you, Florida Man.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

I know we all love to pile on Tesla and their fan-boyish owners.

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

A General Motors representative provided the following statement:

I’m sorry, but I did laugh at the seat trying to kill you.

Ha! Volvo at the bottom. I love our XC60, but I can verify the infotainment and electronics are buggy. Twice now the seat memory has malfunctioned and tried to kill me by pushing me into the steering wheel. But we’re at almost 3k miles and haven’t taken it in once yet! 

The sheer amount of losses chalked up to stupid or otherwise unnecessary infotainment systems is silly.

No kidding.  I like to read, but showing rankings in paragraph form is nuts.  Bullet point that list.

Is there anywhere to see the list?

Did you go to Germany for 5 weeks and leave the hood of your Golden Eagle open, with the engine head removed? FOR 5 WEEKS?

Didn’t finish reading the post, did you?

Removal was quoted at $52,000. :(

This shit makes me want to kick a puppy.

Factor in Tesla’s bullshit Autopilot, and their car becomes the most unsafe vehicle ever put into production.

Screw how safe the car is. I want to learn from the team putting together the FEA on the crashes. How do I get that job?

Hot Take: How Tesla Made The Model 3 So Unsafe?

Can we please stop using this clearly inaccurate artist’s rendition of what will certainly not be the new bronco?  Just stop.  It is spreading misinformation to everyone.  The number of arguments I have a week with people about how inaccurate that rendering is is getting out of hand.  Stop perpetuating the cycle of…

When a friend of mine with an S4 got his winter tires, I asked, “AWD and winter tires in the snow is like you’ve unlocked a cheat code in a video game, isn’t it?”

And a crossover body isn’t necessary to get AWD.