It’s Canada, so maybe all the cars were covered in snow?  Or hockey pucks?

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

Which is fucking terrifying.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

“Mechanically, it’s in damn near pristine condition,” Michael told me 

The craigslist ad writes itself.

I love you can use the term “OJ Model Bronco” and most people know what you mean.

For $2500, you’re getting a pile of iron oxide that might be in the general shape of a Bronco. The market has gone a little crazy for them the last 3-5 years.

It’s a vacuum leak.

It actually isn’t running a CVT. It has a manual gearbox that is operated by a teenager computer working with just a single clutch. The exhaust is good for 3-5 hp at the most. The extra weight shouldn’t be much of a problem; I often tow close to the fortwo’s own weight and it does it without a sweat. :)

Dude, the cost to have a garage door company come out and replace the tracks to make it go up vertical and then close to the ceiling is about $ 300. Do it now, and get that lift, you’ll wonder how you did without!

I know somebody or maybe lots of somebodies will say why buy this truck when you can get a full size model for less. To which I reply, who wants to drive something everyday that you have to maneuver through parking lots like a cargo freighter? Well most of America does I guess, but not me, nice price for this pretty…

Orlando Sentinel - Viral video shows deputy smashing car window to let trapped bear escape

Mainly just avoid the grizzlies.

Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle:

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

Let the record state that it was my brother who got the Astro stuck in my parents’ front yard.

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Two words: PIZZA PLANET