They seem like a bunch of cool dudes.

yeah but that’s 2 different sports

CHILD HEI SHO DID

How is that different from pulling a bunt back and attempting to take a ball? Should any offer be called a strike even if the pitcher hits the backstop?

Don’t be a dumbass, it’s tOSU.

“I mean, if anyone reads it, anyone will see that that’s not what I meant by it. I meant the exact opposite by it, you know, if you read it. And see it.”

Remember, kids: Don’t. Smoke. Crack.

FROM WHENCE YOU CAME

WWE had a comedy vignette series about former ref Tim White attempting to commit suicide in the mid-2000s. 

 Are you still going to listen?

ALL ABOUT THEM BENJAMINS BAYBEE. You think those dipshit fans who still hang “FREE AB” signs at games care? Just like anything, as long as fans file into the stadium (that looks like a toilet seat from above) and cash stacks up, the Big 12(10) will keep ‘em i.e. Penn State still in the Big10(14).

This is a stupid, stupid sport.

That guy probably died right after sending the submission.

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I’m all for it, honestly. Yeah, we’re going to see a lot of soft and “soft” calls, no doubt. But if it’s going to take those calls to get guys to stop putting careers on the line by lowering their heads, so be it. 

2 things:

Their strategy is to be vaguely competitive, without ever achieving anything of note.

I’m actually going to side with Michael Irvin on the popcorn thing. He doesn’t owe you shit.

My first inclination would be to walk to my seat, sit for about 35 seconds, get back up, go out the aisle the same way and when the woman stands to let me out, just stand there for a bit. Maybe make a call or order some food to my house because my ass is going home.

You might as well say, “it would have worked if it had worked.”