THIS ARTICLE: STICKING TO SPORTS BAYBEE

No kidding with ELO. I’m firmly in the millennial demo and ELO is the band that a lot of my people know there songs but have no clue it’s ELO.

set free on a $500,000 bond with the help of six different people

I really want to know what is going through the players’ heads. I’m sure they’ve given the standard “just focused on the Nationals” or “We don’t let outside noise enter the room” answers when asked. But surely Jose Altuve or whomever is really thinking “Are you guys fucking kidding me?!” There’s no way this sin’t…

That’s a bingo. A lot of these events take off depending on the offending party’s response. If the Astros had spent anymore time longer than a fart to do their research and gather facts to craft a well-written, well-thought response that didn’t attempt to besmirch a thrice verified report, the response would’ve been…

Another facet of this is that Luhnow admitted they didn’t have all the facts/context BUT STILL released a statement refuting the incident. 

“Clown question. bro.”

He’s gotta be hanging 10 or something

“That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,”

The American Way

OK, in all seriousness, why do we not have these kinds of brawls here in the US (outside of Philadelphia)? And why does it seems like it’s exclusively soccer? We’ll have the occasion brawl in the stands but nothing remotely close to these kinds of events. In my memory, the closest thing I can think of is the Malice…

Well don’t worry, Dallas is coming to town so your bottom 6 should be able to let the top 6 rest.

The 19/20 Dallas Stars

*coughs* Gary Pettis *coughcoughcough*

To be fair, you can’t talk to Holgorsen before he’s had his morning Red Bull.

Yeah I’m going to the Garland show...Garland sucks.

If WWE wanted to take the show on the road, why not target the smaller, secondary venues?. For instance, instead of having NXT at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, which holds 18,000+, why not have it at Arlington’s Cedar Park Center, which holds 7,000? You can still probably fill is 80ish percent of the…

What are the Vegas odds on if he got more or less CTE from this than boxing?

Anthony Rendon: Future Wildly Overpaid Texas Ranger

He’s a guy who isn’t going to be THE guy to put a contending team over the top. He had, for most of his career, been a solid second line winger, which can be replaced.