Oh please, Landry hits his own teammates harder.

It’s obvious this was intentional and a chickenshit move by Urena, but I guess I’m a little confused when you wrote:

Le’Veon Bell with a BURST of speed!

This is a good taek. 

hey man, many sides

Nazi beat Nazi sympathizer wide

NO WAY. THE NAZI ENDED UP BEING A TRASH HUMAN BEING.

Step 3 is frantically moving your hands as if to say, “Come on! Hurry!”

This guys is definitely not thinking, “Yeah, Jeets.”

Replacement refs, man.

“ALRIGHT! LISTEN THE FUCK UP! YOU’RE GONNA FUCKIN GET HIT THE FUCKIN FACE A FUCKIN LOT ON THIS FUCKIN TEAM! IF YOU CAN’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND MY FUCKIN ON FUCKIN FIELD METAPHORS, THAT AIN’T MY FUCKIN PROBLEM.”

Acuna Jr. started the game with homer. Fuckin’ selfish

Literally no one did their job in that sequence.

Mr. Met:

Without my rule book to reference, I’m pretty sure he could have just tossed to home and get the 2nd or 3rd runner. YA BLEW IT, CATCH.

I feel like it’s being under-reported how the Astros are a bad series or 2 from being on the outside looking in.

Tigerons

Waffle House waitresses are on high alert

The Bears own one of my favorite make-fun names:

So what? I ate THREE sheets of bagel bites last night.