I mean:

Guys, come on. He used a crucifix emoji. How can you doubt his sincerity? #SMH #PrayersUp

That was some nice wordsmithing to say, “Oh well, fuck ‘em.”

I gotta say, that’s one hell of a double down.

He was also offside.

For the record, I agree with you.

Colby Covington is an interim champion, and he’s publicly called Brazilians “filthy animals.” Conor McGregor joked about enslaving José Aldo’s neighbors.

I love that the DNC hit them with a “Sorry, I gotta thing I gotta go to.”

I agree the coach isn’t law enforcement proper and I’ll also concede that Smith’s actions did not, as far as we know, spill over to the players/school. However, it’s pretty naive to think that the head coach of Ohio State Football isn’t aware of the shit his staff gets into on and off the field or doesn’t have…

Never work again? What are you talking about? He’s going to be an 8 hour assistant coach for the Toronto Argonauts.

AND 1 - COUNT THE BUCKET

Freedom Fries. Get it right.

Vice President O’Douls

Finally.

Which suburb of Houston are you from?

My favorite part is that the O’s had a 3-0 lead through 3 innings and proceeded to give up 30 (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) unanswered runs.

This is arguably the hardest I’ve laughed on this site.

The giveaway would’ve been a pickup truck that was missing the gate.

Front-flip over the catcher, obviously.

Even though I root for a team under this category, any professional team who has a letter as a logo is cheap and bad.