Nice. Too bad he sounds like the daily task of a German butler.

Byron Scott: I specifically told you guys to make sure they E’Twauned less. Look at your game plans!

“Fuck Snow” is right. A licky boom-boom down indeed.

Man, what are the odds it's lands on heads that second time though?

It’s a good thing the Bulls tanked to get Butler!

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Is that lady on the cover the zillionaire I wonder? Or, is the boat the sex? I’m so confused by it all.

I can’t even imagine the horror and helpless that poor lawyer must feel, getting unfair Yelp reviews. I wonder if he knows anyone he could talk to about being unfairly maligned.

And then she sits down at the pottery wheel and he comes up right behind her....

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

I blame the sharing economy.

Her planet was pretty well wiped out, so other than political curteousy practiced by politicians, she wouldn’t really be a princess anymore.

This comment made me hear the Kill Bill sirens in my head.

Even Luke loves giving the safety signal

Any post-relationship solution is insane. It’s insane to go from being two people who were the most important people in each other’s lives (or at least among the top 5) to blocking each other’s numbers and never speaking to each other ever again. And it’s equally insane to go from passionate romance to platonic…

“People need to work longer hours.” — Jeb! Bush, July 8, 2015

This is like when my old church would send “We haven’t seen you in a while!” letters which were essentially “GIVE US YOUR TITHES OR HELL BECAUSE BIBLE”

Meanwhile, Jonathan Toews felt saucy last week and added a dollop of peanut butter to his celery sticks.

“Junior and I talk every day. I want to hear his take on this.”

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…