Why do I suspect the number of these posts are about to expand dramatically over the coming months?

Why do I suspect the number of these posts are about to expand dramatically over the coming months?

I was having some trouble with a bully. Mostly just standard middle school stuff. But it got bad enough that, at one point, the bully went in my locker, took out some really expensive Lebrons that Tommy bought me and cut them to ribbons. Well, the next time I saw Tommy, I wasn’t wearing them. He asked me about it and…

When a friend makes a mistake you tell him. Not enable him.

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

I’m sure he’ll have plenty of editorial freedom working at Whole Foods.

Gawker writers and editors chose the flattest of hills to die upon.

Yeah, I think she may have accidentally a word.

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

Blood Jort

Rebollero’s attorney went on to say, “My client is no stranger to hardship, which will come as no surprise to anyone who can read between the lines.”

They are having issues how to artfully deal with the lust for others Jimmy had in his heart.

When asked why she’d become a Mariners fan she said that, as a young girl, her favourite baseball player in the whole world had been Jamie Moyer.

Talking on the phone period is hazardous. The problem isn’t holding a phone, it’s trying to have a conversation over the phone and drive at the same time. The brain isn't good at doing both at the same time. It's similar to driving drunk.

ESPECIALLY as angry as I get at talk to text and how fucked up it is!

Yep. The whole ‘It’s hands-free, so it’s ok” thing is nonsense — your attention is divided, is what counts (you are using a hands-free phone at least, aren’t you, super-skillful Indy 500 champion?). Also, how much do you like someone if half (at least, I pray!!!) your attention is on the road and there’s maybe some…

No, but that may be next. It's not holding the phone that's the real problem, it's the distraction of holding a phone conversation that's the dangerous part.

Yes but talking on the phone is the distracting part, not holding the phone. It's like driving drunk.

Seriously. I thought for sure that would be the main point made! Screw the etiquette, get the fuck off the phone for everyone’s safety.

Seriously, its unsafe and obnoxious cut it the fuck out.