Edit: removing your name, I’ll harass you over email.

Edit: removing your name, I’ll harass you over email.

I did this, too. Scroll back up to the start of the post. It’s here.

Jia, do you follow any Peace Corps news? Is the sexual assault victims advocate getting suspended on your radar?

Ok, how would the poop be applied? From a collected sample or... from the source? I still think I’m open eyes, but not if I have to bear witness to.... guhhhhh can’t finish the sentence.

Nah, 1/1 is still the same party from NYE, so people can celebrate both the new year and the birthday in one gathering. No one is going out on the 2nd in either case of staying out in the early AM or later that day.

I thought Anna introduced me to a new euphemism when she said “dragging that tree”, but no, he’s... just dragging a tree.

I tried the long hair/dirty hippie thing in the Peace Corps 10+ years ago.

Yeah, this is my take, too. I’m actually really excited to see this movie... when I can stream it. I apparently can’t be bothered to drag my ass to the theater to watch a movie whose events I lived through as a Peace Corps volunteer!

Why don’t you think the US can follow a trajectory similar to Australia after Port Arthur?

Thank you. It isn’t a hands-free thing, just a simple “driving while distracted” thing.

I’ve only had one temptation to get an IR thermometer - to measure the difference in temperature in my peen between flaccid and erect. So I’ll probably end up buying three.

I’ve only had one temptation to get an IR thermometer - to measure the difference in temperature in my peen between…

“(I don’t think I can remember the last time a celebrity had a hand injury?)“

The Onion is always relevant:

#longreads - Wes is having his recovery closely followed. Cool surgery scar pic in part 2.

re Hossa: Sure, but Chellios hoisted in Detroit so the karmic balance is neutral. P.S. I still hate Mike Vernon from ‘95

Crow got benched in the first round. No way he gets it.

Actually, I want to reconsider that. If my peen were measured metrically, it would reach double digits, thus making it larger. This muddies the issue.

Preach. What’s more is that metric system advocates secretly want to go empirical. I don’t see Robert Plant wanting to give anyone every “centimeter” of his love.

Sure. Most franchises in all sports burn through a new coach every few years. It’s not like we’re talking about Cleveland QB’s or anything. The Belicheks and Popoviches are the exception, not the rule. Also, not everyone considers Thibs to be a success. Selling out in the regular season only to fall flat in the…

Meh. 4 dudes over a quarter century doesn’t strike me as a trend.