Heh, this is 100% the plot of “Love in the Time of Cholera”

More likely we’ll have to say sayonara to Sharpie.

(i) When the puck has been directed, batted or thrown into the net by an attacking player other than with a stick.

Counterpoint*:

I was on a bus in Argentina with my brother and sister. They showed "Man on Fire" which opens with the statistic (cue my hyperbole) "Every second, 847 Americans are abducted in Latin America"

FYI - I'm logging this joke in my brainskull to use like a Madlib in other contexts. I will then claim 100% glory for my originality. Thank you.

Precisely. “HOW did you learn this?” is fine. “How did YOU learn this?” sounds terrible, and it isn’t even gender dependent.

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I see evil Van Damme

De acuerdo - creo que portugues o italiano seria mas facil aprender con un base de espanol que frances.

Cow udder. Tasted like fried Bubbalicious w/o the sugar. Will slide around your mouth if your teeth don't come down on it square. And when it slides, you can hear the squeak in your skull. It was a terrible experience. It was early in my Peace Corps service and my host family was testing my boundaries. I only ate a…

As a straight man, the other party being a man is certainly a deal breaker. Yet your avatar arouses me. DATING HARD!

While I don't care for the bed frame-as-signaling as others have suggested, I do think there is utility for some of us. I keep the PC in my bedroom, so the bed frame keeps the viewing angle level with the desk.

I hope this has caught on by the time it's my... time.

Nah, not unreasonable. You've got four other links throughout the piece backing you up, and a fifth link for the image, but then the you tell us to google the most inflammatory phrase?

Is it the bad joke that offends or the attempt? I think plastic surgery jokes are fair game. After all, we constantly mock the John Boehner fake tan and how much McConnell looks like a turtle.

My thoughts 1) Is the delay between question and answer simply the lag between you two not being in the same room? Or does Drew carefully consider for three seconds or so when he answers simply with the affirmative "Yes". 2) The topics discussed were revisits of previous deadspin posts. My assumption is to believe…

It drew out Gortat to defend the outside shot. Yeah, Snell missed it, but Gortat was taken out of the chance to make the rebound. Gasol had it easy on the backside glass.

I can't decide if my favorite is the one you selected or the "17$ trillion deficit" guy.

Then they are in a no-win situation: