this is what it looks like under the pinafore

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

i am big fan of sports america. great game to you all and i like the styles of your athletics. fast players with big muscles different than my countries where players are tall but not muscles. i really prefer players with the muscles.

Laura Prepon is seriously fucking gorgeous though.

(yes I know she’s a scientologist. no, I don’t care.)

I can see how having a beard would hurt your likeability and general marketability.

Dear NBC Executives:

If my baby batter tasted like oreos I’d likely have quite a few more dates.

But “centimeter” sounds vastly less cool and also doesn’t rhyme well.

Related: can we all agree that Plinko is by far the best Price is Right game?

Strawberry, Gooden, and Hernandez.

If you used the same sock all day—ashamed.

I just spent 6 hours building this for a charity event my wife and her sister are putting on. Not bad, right?

This is the US, yo. We don’t give a one single lonely fuck about how you all in the rest of the world feel about our units of measurement.

Tom will either be very disappointed or very excited when he finds out what BearCon 2015 really is.

Tim Tebow: [throws slice of bread]

“Could’ve sworn I was on one of these once.”

Teuvo now has more points in SCF games than Ryan Kesler.

Did someone say Waffles?