how dare you

Perhaps the Bulls would have played harder for Thibs if he didn’t spend every timeout eating buckets of fish and muttering about destroying Gotham City.

We could call him a cunt, but he has neither the warmth nor the depth.

Know who else is a douchebag? Someone who has their wedding on a holiday. I know a couple that just LOVED AMERICA SO MUCH that they had to get married on July 4th. Hey everyone, we want you to decide who you like more: your family and friends you usually celebrate holidays with, or US!

Its certainly a better scoring line than their tired, old worn-out go to: “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”

The Stanley Cup playoffs are the best playoffs, hands down.

Gronk is the exact perfect antidote for a league plagued with the disease of taking itself WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. God Bless that sonofabitch...

This series has to go 7.

I could explain the myriad of differences but the fact that your comment exists shows me that’s a fool’s errand.

Be careful up there Michael, they didn’t ratify the Bill of Rights so you don’t necessarily have the right to peaceably assemble with other men.

“I’d rather take a contested shot than an open shot any day .”

She looks much better natural.

Oh, never mind, I thought he was a cop.

Basically, yes. You can position your body so that the puck deflects off of your body and into the net, just like you can do with your skate. If a player just turns his skate at an angle so the puck banks off of it, or if it bounces in off his skate when he’s just skating, that’s a good goal. It’s essentially the…

It’s even more incredible that with all the space in a big, new stadium, he hit it to the exact spot where sat the Marlin fan.

What?

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.