I really feel awful for Wesley Matthews. He’s a bona fide pro’s pro in the NBA. Matthews suffered a terrible injury at a horrible time in his career. I wish him the best of luck.

As a Bulls fan I say this: TOUGH SHIT YOU TROLLS

Pretty dangerous in Detroit too - if you’re out, you better be home blyleven.

If I recall, 300 meters = 3 miles, so to complete that in under one minute sounds tough.

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

Always let the wookie win

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.

I don’t quite understand this one. Perhaps tone could make it sound condescending, but I for one am proud to declare that my geek knowledge comes from my insatiable desire to learn, my passion for science and computers, and a deep curiosity to figure out how stuff works and that I’m self taught. How is this insulting?

Nah.

One does not simply get out

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

This pace of construction worked well enough for Brazil, where I hear they're very excited to be able to finish work on their World Cup venues in time for next summer.

Don't be a hater just because Trey beat you at the end on the back nine, brah.

I was going to make the analogy that it's like learning Spanish and then picking up another Latin language. Similar ease but also ways you can get tripped up .

"Sauce, Castillo?" —Andy Reid, Eagles Thanksgiving Team Dinner, 1998-2011

They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

This has the makings of a Drew Magary special mailbag column. We have to have some great nickname stories in this reader base.