You're making me feel really old. For old farts this was a pretty major deal at the time. I remember the audience gasping, because EDDIE MURPHY. It would be like if someone at Deadspin insulted Doug Exeter.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

At least his outlook is hisdorical.

Okay, it's a Kansas middle school game, but I don't feel sorry for that hotdogging kid who drove the lane and missed the shot. His dad refereed the game and kept letting him get away with all sorts of crap. At 0:18 of the video you can faintly hear, "Carry on my wayward son."

And yes I'm seeing a therapist

"What? Do you think I'm pregnant or something?"

Apparently, all of the servers in these stories have met my mother.

This dunk is a metaphor for the ceiling he's hitting while being on a team with KD.

I loved your Master's thesis you wrote at Penn St., "Mussolini: He Made the Trains Run on Time."

The man's proposal to me? Hey, I just realized that if I die before you, my government pension is non-transferable. Maybe we should get married in case. I L.O.V.E. this man!

"I should add that I fucking love alone time and would be totally happy with a "houses next door to each other" arrangement." = hope for all heteros!

A feel-good police story, any way you cut it.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

Bushes come and go out of fashion.

I guess you could say it was a bridge too fart.

The answer, as always, is Roger Ebert.

Two asses and four hooters...

Booty cam.

Because Valentine's Day is coming up and everyone has to step it up a notch- it could be the only notch left