"No big deal. he'll be back after the half." - 20 year old watching video

"I know something that will fix that..."

Fuck Ties

Which writer Kevin?

Rio? It seems easiest.

"I'm ready to play the biggest game of my life," Brady texted a former teammate before kickoff.

NO....DON'T LEAVE US!

Confucius say in loo of flowers, really don't smell so bad, actually.

This is a rip off of my 1992 single "May I Please Put it in Your Butt?"

"Sure, this might be junk science, but you know what isn't? The fact that jet fuel can't melt steel."

I don't know, seems highly unlikely that Jim Caviezel is involved something that might get him crucified.

I look forward to the inevitable rebuttal

Athens Daily News:

There's something unsettling about "I'm not a bitch" in the same sentence as "I was cheating on him after four years."

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

Original poster here. I should add on to the story ... as there's more.

It doesn't.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.