This is some Ghostbusters 2 shit right here.

I get the child immunization joke intention, but c'mon I expect more effort! What does he then do, drink his insulin? /death

"I was robbed! Robbed!"

This isn't surprising. It usually doesn't end up well for the bears when someone settles on their third option.

No

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Waiters to the Grizz for Kosta Koufos

Speaking of Phillies fans...honorable mention?

This joke is going nowhere, just leggo.

he's bound to suffer from a bruised...penis. nope, lost it.

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

Oh man, that Ego guy is gonna have a pretty bad bruise. Can anybody think of a snappy line for this?

Agree with your sentiment, but give Jimmy Butler in Chicago a chance. Guy has been one of the best players in the league so far.

Kohnke must have been a pretty strong dude if he was able to push McCaskey over. Either that or the Chairman didn't have all four legs firmly planted on the ground.

The Grommet

" idiotic behavior confers some, as yet unidentified, selective advantage on those who do not become its casualties." Advantages such as totally dominating the entire planet?

Also receiving votes:

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

Rebecca seems like a really odd name for a penis...