This whole comment thread is why I read Deadspin, and why I don't tell people I read Deadspin.

There is no possible way I could care less about this.

Care to name a single recognizable company that earns a 95% profit margin?

one of the victims was stabbed nine times in the back

Et tu, bro? Hey!

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

Calm down Nikola.

Not sure what the orange tips are supposed to accomplish when some cops can't even tell the difference between a gun and a banana:

Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity are not suiting up for the gridiron.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

"Deadly when driving to the left in the lane? I like his style."

It isn't as heartwarming or safe when Michael Irvin tosses his kids into a big pile of a snow.

"Red Punching Bag says it deeply regrets the role it played the night of the incident"

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Basketball
Energy drinks
New team
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Halftime naps
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Irving

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

See everybody, this is what happens when you assume Joe Buck is telling you something factual.

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.