I don’t understand what the point of a bridal shower is. People will already most likely be giving you gifts for your actual wedding. Why have a whole other event for the express purpose of having people give you gifts?

How can unmarried folks get on this “fund my trip” bandwagon, though? Can I set up a “Thank God I’m Fucking Single, Takin’ a Trip” fund, too?

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

Fellow Torontonian here, and you are not wrong. The most obnoxious thing I ever hear from of a mans mouth was when he actually described himself to me as “one of the boys of Bay St.”.

Oh god, the WORST. I knew some people who dragged me to places like Earl’s. It oozed of inadequacy, shallow materialism, arrogance and ignorance and THE WORST of the worst. Fucking kill me.

In Toronto, men who work in finance are literally the worst. Not because of their attitudes but rather that you can smell their sense of inadequacy from a mile away. They want you to be impressed so much. It’s sad and it’s often made worse by their consumption of copious amounts of liquor/coke.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

I walked out my job today. I never felt better.

I went out to a dance social tonight and the rude old asshole who always criticises my dancing was there and was a rude old critical asshole but one day I am going to die and come back as a ghost and follow him around making spooky noises so I think we all know who is ultimately the winner. I am very tired now and a…

By putting her back on the air all they are doing is validating alternative facts. They should blacklist her if she lacks credibility. I believe the colloquialism is, “Don’t feed the troll.”

He looks like his mother was frightened by Gary Busey when she was pregnant with him.

Eric looks like the guy you try to lure back into your country so you can try to match his DNA with samples found at a crime scene.

Yes, that’s exactly the vibe that I’m getting from these women as well. Their friendliness is almost hysterical and it’s awful. Some of these people are my neighbors. They’ve been in my house. Their children play with my son. This is their home. I just keep looking at them with their little ones and thinking that…

The West Coast and New England should move to Canada. We want universal healthcare, access to all forms of birth control, and freer immigration. Why the fuck should we be dragged back by these neanderthals? See how they do without us.

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

The Instead Soft Cups can be worn during sex. I am told it “feels cool.” It’s not 100% when super heavy but still way less messy than freestyling it. I generally freestyle it, we just thought it’d be cool to try. Hydrogen peroxide is my best friend when I’m in my cups! I’d be too afraid I’d lose one of those up there.…

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?