Who the fuck is Don, and why is he beating people with his penis?

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

Good Kinja right here

For years I’ve been trying to get out of northern Canada. Now, I’m thinking I’m good for the next decade or so.

Super duper easy. Just check the weather first.

Just tell them you’re going to the Ikea in Burlington. With all of your cats. And furniture.

Only if you are in Ontario or BC?

Sorry, I’m the brains of this outfit so...

Yes, we discussed it at dinner time and we’ve decided to plant a hedge...

As a Canadian, I support this message

I’ve modified it from an earlier version...

This is the goodest question I’ve heard in a long time.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

What? How did they manage to teach that dog to do that trick? It’s brilliant!

Ohhhhh, but we need to give him a chance.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

How fucking megafucked is it that cities in other countries on other continents are having Civil Rights parades with huge turnouts protesting our new President on his first full day in office?

It is just amazing to see how this was a worldwide movement. Places like the Isle of Eigg which is a small Isle near Scotland and has a population of around 80 had a protest against Trump.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.